- Is that actually made from cat fur?
- Were any cats harmed in the making of this product?
- Can I get it in dog?
- Is that made from real cat leather?
- What’s a Oiselle?
- Does that meet the dress code at your preppy-ass prep school?
- Is the goal to make you look like a cat, or to attract cats?
- What’s its name?
- Can you get matching Rundies?
- Is that legal in the U.S.?
- You do know you’re never going to have sex again, right?
-JC
